May 8, 2009

Scorpio (10/23-11/21)

You'll be attracted to unattractive things today -- your vision is probing much more deeply below the surface, and your mind is waking up to the fact that something that looks perfect on the outside can be very ugly on the inside. Beyond not judging a person by their appearance or a book by its cover, you will want to read a few pages inside of it before you get a complete idea of how attractive someone truly is. Do not miss the opportunity to know someone better.

ME: okay, what in the world am i supposed to do with this???
SIL: um, be less critical?
ME: am i critical?
SIL: sigh.
ME: seriously, what does a sane person do with such a horrid horoscope?
SIL: try dating against type.
ME: and what would that be?
SIL: in your case, a non-WEASC*.
ME: are you saying i should go out with a feeble-minded high school drop-out who overly emotes?
SIL: for kicks, why not? besides, the way you write off guys, you'll be celibate for the rest of your life.
ME: this has nothing to do with celibacy, which i happen to find pretty nifty.
SIL: "nifty." man, do you need help.


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